StupidiNews, Memorial Day Edition!

• Former Israeli PM Ehud Olmert has been sentenced to eight months in prison for taking bribes from an American businessman while Mayor of Jerusalem.
• Raw tuna sushi is being blamed for an outbreak of salmonella in seven US states, with the bulk of the 51 cases in California.
• Mathematician John Nash, the subject behind the Oscar-winning movie "A Beautiful Mind", was killed in a car crash along with his wife in New Jersey this weekend.
• Malaysian police say they have found dozens of graves in human trafficking camps along the country's norther border with Thailand, with bodies possibly numbering in the thousands.
• AT&T is one of several broadband ISPs suing the FCC over net neutrality regulations, saying they are an unconstitutional attack on free speech rights.