StupidiNews!

• Saudi King Abdullah has passed at age 90 according to Saudi state television, he will be succeeded by his 79-year-old half-brother Crown Prince Salman.
• An outbreak of measles in California has expanded to 59 new cases as at least two dozen of the cases are of unvaccinated people.
• The US is pulling more staff out of the embassy in Yemen's capital of Sanaa as the collapse of the government of President Hadi to anti-American rebels continues.
• The European Central Bank's $1.14 trillion bond-buying program far exceeds the expectations of most of the eurozone, taking the financial world by surprise.
• Internet security officials say as many as 5,300 gas stations could be vulnerable to internet-based attacks on fuel monitoring systems.