StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• White House press secretary Jay Carney is stepping down in the next few weeks, to be replaced by current deputy press secretary Josh Earnest.
• Wreckage of a Canadian WW II-era plane has been found and confirmed, putting to rest a 72-year old mystery as the plane vanished during a training flight in 1942 with 4 aboard.
• The FBI and SEC are looking into possible insider trading involving billionaire investor Carl Icann, golfer Phil Mickelson, and others.
• A Pentagon spokesman confirms that Russia has indeed pulled back most of its troops from the Ukraine border.
• High costs and low sales of the Moto X smartphone means Google will close a manufacturing facility in Texas by the end of the year.