StupidiNews!

• Meb Keflezighi became the first American man to win the Boston Marathon since 1983 as Kenya's Rita Jeptoo claimed her second consecutive women's title.
• Streaming video service Netflix says it will have to raise monthly fees on new subscribers by as much as 25% in order to be able to purchase rights to new movies, TV shows, and servers.
• US military officials may cut American troop levels in Afghanistan to as little as 5,000 after the end of the year as Afghan forces are increasingly able to handle Taliban insurgents.
• This weekend's "Easter accords" in Ukraine already appear to be falling apart as Vice President Biden arrives in Kiev for ongoing talks.
• AT&T has announced several possible candidate cities for gigabit fiber service in order to compete with Google Fiber, but actual expansion could take years if at all.