StupidiNews!

• Severe turbulence is being blamed for injuries to several passengers on a United flight from Denver to Billing, Montana on Monday evening.
• Tops on the agenda at this year's summit of North American leaders in Mexico: Canadian PM Steven Harper asking President Obama to approve the Keystone XL pipeline.
• Multiple car bomb attacks are responsible for 24 deaths in Baghdad as violence against Shi'ites in the country is on the rise.
• A roof collapse at a South Korean resort has killed ten and injured dozens at a college party held in the complex's gym.
• The first casualty in the Comcast/Time Warner Cable proposed merger may be Nexflix's deal with TWC over providing the streaming service on settop boxes.