Stupidinews, Weekend Edition!

• New Jersey legislators released some 2,000 pages of documents related to GOP Gov. Chris Christie's staff and the closure of lanes on the George Washington Bridge for possible political reasons.
• Diplomatic ties between India and the US are strained after the arrest of an Indian diplomat and Indian retaliation by asking the US to remove an individual from the embassy at New Delhi.
• The first permanent detainee case to come before President Obama's new parole review board at Guantanamo has been cleared for prisoner transfer out of the facility.
• A New Jersey man has been arrested for allegedly trying to smuggle F35 Joint Strike fighter plane plans to Iran.
• A new UK startup is offering "vault storage" of Bitcoins, backed by Llloyd's of London, as a new service to Bitcoin holders.