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• Mexican law enforcement officials say the truck and all radioactive Cobalt-60 stolen earlier this week has been recovered, but that the thieves, still at large, may be suffering from fatal radiation poisoning.
• The International Red Cross says it will need $1.3 billion to cover humanitarian aid for Syria, Central Africa, the Philippines, and other region ins 2014.
• President Obama has met with Colombian President Juan Manuel Santos at the White House, as the two men discussed trade, education, and the war on drugs.
• German lawmakers and Chancellor Angela Merkel have reached a tentative deal that would charge foreign drivers fees for using the country's famous autobahn roadways.
• The House has passed the country's first anti-"patent troll" bill, with a 325-91 victory for the Innovation Act, the legislation heads for the Senate.