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• Super Typhoon Haiyan, with wind speeds measured up to a staggering 235 MPH, has crushed the central Philippines and may be close to the strongest storm ever recorded. 
• Former President Jimmy Carter's grandson Jason has announced his intent to run for governor of the state of Georgia, an office his grandfather held before being elected to the White House.
• With a 64 to 32 vote, the Senate has passed the Employee Non-Discrimination Act protecting Americans from job discrimination based on sexual orientation and gender identity.
• Twitter's $26 IPO debut rocketed to $45 a share at closing, meaning the markets have, for now, decided the company is worth about $25 billion.
• Mark your calendars Star Wars fans, Episode VII will be hitting theaters on December 18, 2015, just in time for the holidays.