StupidiNews!

• A general cease-fire in Burma may mean the beginning of the end of the world's longest-running civil war.
• Police are now looking to bring charges against a Detroit man for shooting and killing a 19-year-old black woman who knocked on his door, seeking help, after an auto accident.
• A US Navy Commander is the third officer to face charges of accepting bribes and prostitutes from a Singapore-based Pentagon contractor.
• Twitter's stock offering goes public today at $26 a share, and that means many founders and employees with stock options are now millionaires on paper, at least.
• It's the end of an era as parent company Dish Network will close all remaining 300 Blockbuster Video stores by the end of next year.