StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan has been found guilty by a military jury on all 13 counts of murder and 32 counts of attempted murder.
• Options President Obama is considering taking against Syria in a Saturday meeting with cabinet officials may reportedly include the use of cruise missiles.
• Congress will honor the four victims of the 1963 Birmingham bombing of the 16th Street Baptist Church with the Congressional Gold Medal.
• The UK will begin the IPO of the Royal Mail service next month, with hopes of raising $4.7 billion by taking ownership public.
• Tesla Motors grabbed 12 percent of the luxury car market in California in the first half of 2013, outpacing Volvo, Cadillac, Land Rover, and more.