StupidiNews!

• Two are dead and scores hospitalized after Asiana Airlines Flight 214 crashed well short of the runway at San Francisco's airport, the Boeing 777 breaking into 3 pieces.
• Egyptian security forces have reportedly killed 42, mostly pro-Morsi supoorters, outside the Revolutionary Guard building where Morsi is being held in Cairo.
• A runaway train filled with crude oil derailed and exploded in Quebec, forcing hundreds from their homes in the town of Lac-Megantic, and dozens remain missing.
• Scotsman Andy Murray gave Britain its first men's Wimbledon title in 77 years, taking down Novak Djokovic in straight sets and paving the way to tens of millions in endorsements.
• Jason, the satellite used to help track the globally rising ocean levels for the last 20 years, has finally seen its last backup transmitter fail and has been placed in a graveyard orbit.