Thursday, August 2, 2012

Horny Bull Nails Patrol Car

Let's break this down and savor the developing story, shall we?


If you aren't laughing yet, this should do the trick:

SHERWOOD, Ark. (AP) -- A bull in the mood for love damaged an Arkansas sheriff's patrol car when it tried to mount a man who was leading the animal across a yard.
Authorities said Wednesday that a Faulkner County sheriff's deputy was responding to a call about a bull running loose when he saw the man slapping and trying to guide the bull. 

Attention city folk: don't ever smack a bull.  Especially when they're in the mood.  Daddy likes it rough, for those who haven't witnessed the real deal.  

This guy learned the hard way.  Pun intended.

The Log Cabin Democrat reports that as the patrol car drew near, the animal reared up and pinned the man against the vehicle.  According to the deputy's report, the bull then "tried to mate with him."

And now the finale, because just how did you think this story would end?

The bull then lost interest and followed a truck down the road.

This is the stuff I'll miss when I leave the Midwest.  Stuff like this just doesn't happen in L.A.  It's been a serious week, and the heat has everyone feeling a bit prickly.  I hope this made you all smile, because it made me giggle for a good ten minutes.
 

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