StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• The suspect in the murder of six-year-old Etan Patz in 1979 faces arraignment after his confession to NYPD officials.
• The FBI is now involved in the investigation of several break-ins and arson attempts at several Georgia women's health clinics this month.
• With Egyptian elections headed for a bitter runoff, US officials are bracing for the new President's almost certain anti-American stance.
• New York Knicks guard Jeremy Lin has successfully trademarked "Linsanity" ending a multi-month battle over the claim.
• Game developer 38 Studios has laid off all of its staff after a disastrous deal gone wrong involving baseball great Curt Schilling.