StupidiNews, Cinco De Mayo Derby Weekend Edition!

• Cancer has ended the life of 47-year old Adam "MCA" Yauch, founding member of the Beastie Boys.
• Canada has minted its final penny as the cost of minting each coin has risen to 1.6 cents, and will save $11 million yearly.
• Saturday's full moon will be at the lunar perigee, the closest point to the Earth all year, as astronomers await a heavenly show.
• Tiger Woods has missed the cut and will not play in this weekend's final rounds of the Wells Fargo Championship in Charlotte.
• Emergency services providers are backing Verizon's new 911 texting service that integrates mobile phone messages into emergency response systems.