StupidiNews!

• As the war in Iraq ends and the war in Afghanistan winds down, President Obama unveiled his plans for a leaner, smaller Pentagon.
• Joseph Kennedy III is planning to represent the political dynasty's re-entry into Washington politics, reportedly running for retiring Rep. Barney Frank's seat.
• After 85 years, Boeing plans to close its facility in Wichita, Kansas by the end of next year, eliminating more than 2,000 jobs.
• Analysts are expecting employment gains for December ahead of this morning's unemployment figures from the Labor Department.
• Documents show Spain's increasingly unpopular anti-piracy internet blocking laws passed only after intense pressure from the United States.