Tuesday, January 10, 2012

BS, I Am Really Tired Of Calling You

Forget murderers and thieves. Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer and police Chief Paul Rooney are using their resources — and your money — to go after a 25-year-old who was brandishing a writing utensil.

One that washes away with the rain.

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Just before Christmas, OPD arrested 25-year-old Timothy Osmar for "writing or painting advertising matter on streets or sidewalks."

The criminal "advertising" in question?

Slogans like "Justice Equals Liberty."

Obviously, he had to be stopped.

The man I will call the Pastel Menace is still in jail. Though nobody has ever been arrested for the law that nixes "advertisement" on the sidewalk, it's convenient that he has been stopped. Advertisement is defined as any writing that is intended to communicate a message. What words aren't designed to communicate a message?

This message is loud and clear. Speak your mind and watch your back.

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