StupidiNews!

• New figures show that three out of four people with HIV in the US still don't have their infection under control.
• The Senate defeated an amendment to this year's defense authorization bill that would have limited detention of terror suspect without charges, setting up a veto fight with the White House.
• Vice President Biden made a surprise stop in Iraq to greet departing troops withdrawing from the country, thanking them for their service.
• Pakistan's latest protest against NATO involves boycotting a meeting of coalition forces involving neighboring Afghanistan.
• It's a squid, it's a robot, it's both.  Researchers have created a "soft-bodied" robot that maneuvers its way around obstacles.