StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• The St. Louis Cardinals knocked off the Texas Rangers in Game 7 of the World Series last night, 6-2.
• Oakland mayor Jean Quan say she's "sorry" about the Occupy Oakland police clash that left Iraq vet Scott Olsen hospitalized.
• As Republicans continue to block any and all parts of the President's jobs legislation, there appears to be no hope of compromise in sight.
• The S&P 500 is on track for its best monthly percentage gain since 1974 as stocks continue to rise on news the European debt crisis may be averted.
• Samsung says it will roll out flexible display consumer devices as early as next spring.