StupidiNews, Celebrity Early Christmas Edition!

(Sent in by Bon, who's having PC problems...)

Tightwad Tindle that I am, I l like to start Christmas shopping early.  I have a couple of ideas for two of my favorite ladies.

Angelina Jolie is a walking map.  Apparently, in a misguided attempt to turn her body into a family roadmap, she has added yet another coordinate to her bod.  This sparked rumors of another adoption in the works.

The world-famous mom of six has her arm stamped with map coordinates that correspond with the birthplaces of her six kids: Maddox, 9 (Cambodia), Pax, 7 (Vietnam), Zahara, 6 (Ethiopia), Shiloh, 4 (Namibia), and twins Vivinne and Knox, 2 (France). During a humanitarian visit to Tunisia in early April, a tank-top-clad Jolie, 35, showed off a seventh, blurry set of coordinates.

"It doesn't take much investigation to figure that one out. [The coordinates are] Shawnee, Oklahoma."

Brad was indeed born there,  but as any local here will quickly tell you, Springfield is his home town. Jolie says more adoptions are "not possible" at this time.  I wonder if they are finally satisfied, or if she's running out of real-estate to record family events.

Christmas gift: a journal to record life events.  A smart phone with Google Maps.

Bethenny Frankel, known mainly for being a Real Housewife of New York, is being sued for $100 million.  She apparently fired her management company days before selling her Skinnygirl margaritas for a smooth $120 million.  I am not great at math, but I think she deserves a percentage in the double digits, at least.  The company estimates their cut at $12 million, the ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS is for punitive damages.  Speaking of skinny girls, I think she looks sickly.  She's proof that you can be too thin.

Christmas gift: BOGO coupon for Auntie Anne's and an audition to play Maria Shriver.