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• A massive blizzard with temperatures well below zero will slam into the upper Midwest today, bringing deadly temperatures and feet of snow in some places.
• Ambassador to China Jon Hunstman has resigned, raising speculation the Republican will be running for President in 2012.
• Speculation that rising food prices and even US Fed policy may have sparked Egypt's unrest is raising some eyebrows.
• German unemployment has dropped to its lowest level in almost two decades, signaling the country may be among the first to emerge from the Euro crisis.
• Scientists have discovered that while your body's internal clock is run by genes, red blood cells have a clock that doesn't involve genes at all.