StupidiNews!

• Massive Typhoon Megi is ripping into the Philippines with winds of up to 140 miles per hour.
• Mexico is watching California's vote to legalize Marijuana closely, some officials say it could cost Mexico's cartels 20% of their income.
• The trial of the accused killer of Chandra Levy, Ingar Guandique, gets under way today in Washington DC after Levy death almost ten years ago.
• French worker protests enter into their second week as truckers block highways and French police consider breaking barricades, all over national pension changes.
• Microsoft is making its security software free to small businesses, but security software giant Symantec says MS has a long way to go.