StupidiNews!

• Doctors in Chile say all 33 rescued miners may be released from the hospital by this weekend.
• Half of US teens meet the current requirements for having some type of mental disorder, 2 in 9 are impaired by their illness.
• The Pentagon has halted enforcement of Don't Ask, Don't Tell but a judge is still considering staying her order to the military to suspend the practice.
• French police have been sent in to lift the strike barricade on French oil refineries as the country nears a fuel shortage.
• Scientists are taking a look at how school testing helps people remember facts long-term, especially pop quizzes.