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• Proposed Pentagon cuts could cost thousands of jobs in Virginia and Maryland, but Defense Secretary Robert Gates says they are "necessary".
• Evidence of oil continues to be found in the Gulf food ecosystem and could be there for years.
• Hundreds of thousands of refugees displaced by flooding along the Indus River system in Pakistan are getting little to no help from Pakistan's government.
• Housing prices in Britain have dropped for the first time in a year as austerity measures begin to cut into demand.
• Doctors in developing world clinics may soon have access to low-cost powerful microscopes.