StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Pakistani officials say the death toll from this month's flooding could rise by hundreds or even thousands as the waters recede.
• A former State Department contractor is being charged with revealing top-secret information on North Korea to FOX News.
• Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor" rally in Washington DC faces a civil rights counter-rally by Al Sharpton and others today.
• United Airlines and Continental Airlines are awaiting shareholder votes for the largest airline merger in US history.
• Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen has brought a massive patent lawsuit for search technology against companies including Google, Yahoo, Apple, Facebook, and Netflix.